Not My Bag

February 1st, 2016

This has nothing to do with music, but it’s a good story. Read more »

Blessed

December 27th, 2015

Ah, the winter holidays. A time for curling up by a warm fire, safely out of the – oops, never mind. Santa needed those training skis, this year, the ones with the wheels. Read more »

Rollin’ With the Punches

November 8th, 2015

So you may be wondering, my faithful readers, what happened. (I mean, you all should have been there, but I’m willing to be gracious.) Read more »

Crash and Burn

September 20th, 2015

Why do people watch NASCAR? Is it because they love the sound and sight of forty-three virtually identical cars driving around the same track two hundred times, or because some of them may hit the wall and explode? I have my suspicions. And it just may be what brings you to my next gig. Read more »

Deadbeat

July 26th, 2015

I have a confession to make. Read more »

Making a Mawkery of Things

May 17th, 2015

I grew up in the 1970s, with some great, classic music – Zeppelin, the Cars, Elvis Costello – as well as some crap. And I’m ashamed to say that I couldn’t always tell the difference. Read more »

My New Nose

February 28th, 2015

I have a new nose. Read more »

The Apocalyptic Hellscape

February 15th, 2015

By now, you probably all need something new to read, having burned all your books for fuel. Read more »

I Am a Genius

January 11th, 2015

The life of a musician is full of ups and downs. Well, not just ups and downs – there’s also an enormous amount of sideways. A room opens, a room closes (I think we covered this last time). You nail a song at an open mike, but your fly is open. Your latest single advances from 100,265th on iTunes to 99,672nd. And then retreats back to 100,154th. Read more »

The Rooms I’ve Lost

November 14th, 2014

This is a eulogy. An ongoing one, to be sure, but a eulogy, nonetheless. Read more »