‘Low Notes’ Archive

I Ain’t in It For the Money

Tuesday, October 18th, 2016

As we’ve been discussing, I have a new album out, “The Great Indoors”. It’s really, really excellent, and you should buy it, or stream it, or, hell, smear it all over your naked body. You can buy digital tracks on iTunes or CDBaby for 99 cents each, or you can buy an actual drink coaster for $10 from Kunaki (the company that does my CD reproduction) or you can buy the drink coaster from CDBaby, but you won’t want to, because it’s $15 over there. Read more »

Band

Sunday, August 7th, 2016

Those of you who have subscribed to these scribblings over lo, these many years will recall that I used to be in a ska band, called Agent 13, named after the guy in the sofa in the Get Smart television series. I loved that band. There were eight of us – full rhythm section, full horn section, lead singer – and I have never, ever had so much fun with my clothes on, as musicians I know have said. At least five or six of us were hilarious on a regular basis, and it was magic when the act was working. Read more »

I Wrote a Book

Saturday, July 9th, 2016

My wife, She Who Must Be Taunted, is a published author. She co-wrote a mystery novel that was nominated for an Edgar award, and she’s working on a historical thriller that ought to be done Any. Day. Now. She’s the long-form writer in the family; our deal is she doesn’t write the songs, and I don’t write the books. Read more »

The CD Fairy

Sunday, June 19th, 2016

One night, as his father was tucking him into bed, little Sammy said, “I want my very own CD.” Read more »

You Gotta Write Songs

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

So people have been keeping something from me. Read more »

Dueling Banjos

Monday, March 28th, 2016

So as you know, I’m just about done with my sonic masterpiece (my heavens, you must be so sick of hearing that by now). And it just so happens that my little bruddah Josh, jazz bassist extraordinaire, has just finished a sonic masterpiece of his own. So how, you might ask, did these two giants – nay, titans – of the industry get their start? Read more »

Downhill From Here

Friday, February 19th, 2016

I’ve been listening to my album-to-be, in all its almost-mixed glory, and it’s making me pretty damn happy. You’re gonna love it, I’m pretty sure; it’s the best written and best recorded album I’ve ever done. And now that I can see the light at the end of that particular tunnel, I’ve turned my attention back to the thing that I always think I’m supposed to be doing, namely, songwriting. And as I’m listening to that album-to-be, I’ve been asking myself: how much better does it get? Read more »

Not My Bag

Monday, February 1st, 2016

This has nothing to do with music, but it’s a good story. Read more »

Blessed

Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Ah, the winter holidays. A time for curling up by a warm fire, safely out of the – oops, never mind. Santa needed those training skis, this year, the ones with the wheels. Read more »

Rollin’ With the Punches

Sunday, November 8th, 2015

So you may be wondering, my faithful readers, what happened. (I mean, you all should have been there, but I’m willing to be gracious.) Read more »